My son attends preschool a couple days a week and is really growing as a boy Sometimes I see him as a young man already at such a young age. He is excited to share the things he learns and my wife and I are excited to hear about it. This poem is inspired by his ever increasing vocabulary. It baffles my mind that he knows so many words already. Read on and see if you an guess the newest vocab word in his repertoire. It makes me smile.
Frickety frickety fack fack, foockey froo
Foocku feekey focky frickles foony foo
Hey, son, what are you trying to say to me?
You know you are only three
No, no way no it, it just can’t be
Feeking freaking fickles foock
Foekin fecking feekles frack
Feek feek fo fo foekay frat
Fockity foockity feek feek fat
The lack of rules, man it seemed so cool
But now we’re the fools sending you to gangster preschool.
Fock fock fookey fook feeka feeeky funk
Freeky freaky foocky fock fock frunk
Montessori for everyone? Well maybe not for me
Based on your curriculum for vocabulary.
But maybe I’m wrong, there’s probably no way
Foocku, fockey freecka funky frunck fray
Frickles frackles freckles Freeze!
Focku fockey fockay frosh!
Frunky fracka frockyu fran!
Foocka, Focka, Freeka Froy!
Son, please. at school today, I think you learned something new
Which is exactly what you are supposed to do.
However I think we should wait til your mom gets back
Fick, Fick Fickity, frick, frick frack
Foeking feeky focking foon
Fockity feekity foeko, foekay, foeno, foocky froon..
Well I hope your mom has better luck
Because it sounds to me like you are saying…….