By Bible Bill
Guy: I don’t know what you want from me.
Girl: You cheated on me!
Guy: Okay. You win!
Guy: It’s not like my feelings …
Girl: F*** your feelings!
Ten minute intermission
Girl: Are you just going to leave me here?
Guy: You said to leave you alone.
This all ends with her driving off and him walking off with one very confused Uber driver left on the street.
This all happened Friday night, so after work Saturday I basically just went straight to bed and didn’t get an actual post written.